I asked Henry to do something today that annoyed him somewhat and while he did it, he told me that he was going to "spank the hell out of me." Oops.
One more Henry story: When our home phone rings during they day I have Henry answer it. 9 times out of 10 it is a telemarketer. (No, we don't have caller ID.) So the other day the phone rings and Henry picks it up and says, "Hello?... Hello?!... HELLO?!!!" Then he hangs up. I ask him, "Henry, who was it?" His reply, "I don't know. Some idiot." Oops, again.