March 27, 2009

My Family's Funny

I like to plan dinners out for the week before I go grocery shopping. I asked Randy today what he would like for dinners this week and this was his reply via email:
"soft tacos, hot dogs, grilled cheese sandwiches, quesadillas, spaghetti, pizza (naturally)"
No, I am not married to a five year old.

On the way home for the grocery store I said out loud, "Man I gotta pee!"
Henry asked, "Are you holding your penis?"

4 comments:

MaryBeth said...

Tell Randy I think that is most perfect dinner menu ever!

The Schoonies said...

love the dinner choices and Henry is a crack up! you could write a book with all of the funny things he says!

Higleys said...

At least you have a penis to pee with. Ben told me I couldn't pee cause I didn't have a penis.

Emma said...

The other day Josh was sitting on the couch holding what looked like his penis from the angle I was sitting. I asked him if he needed to go to the bathroom and he looks at me and says, "I was touching my leg, not my penis, silly."